I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways,Īnd that’s just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target. I am trained in cactus warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Cactus McCoy subreddit. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I completed Cactus McCoy 4 at top of my class at THE OFFICIAL CACTUS MCCOY 1-5 WEBSITE, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on various enemigos,Īnd I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Where do I go?ĭON'T WORRY FELLOW CACTUS MCCOYIAN /r/cacti /r/notbirdswitharms /r/cactus AND /r/cactism ARE THERE FOR YOU don't go to /r/webgames however, the mods there are literally Carot McCoy I fuckin' HATE Cactus McCoy, what are you gonna do about it? YOU BETTA FUCKIN' BELIEVE IT ISN'T YO I JUST GOTTA PLAY CACTUS MCCOY WHAT DO I DO? GO HERE FOR CACTUS MCCOY 1-5 I fuckin' LOVE Cactus McCoy, but I need more, MORE. Is this the actual Carot McCoy subreddit? Want to learn more? Visit the OFFICIAL Cactus McCoy Wiki OR ELSE Is this the actual Cactus McCoy subreddit? No posts about Carot McCoy No posts about Carot McCoy A masked man who had followed McCoy to the warehouse was successful in arresting No-Pants, and split the bounty with McCoy.Īll POSTS! must include or be related to Cactus McCoy Jack McCoy eventually tracks down No-Pants to an abandoned warehouse, where No-Pants wins against Cactus McCoy in fist-i-cuffs.
Around age twenty three, Jack McCoy sees a bounty letter with the reward offering over two thousand dollars for the arrest of Jerry "No-Pants" Stevenson. Often he would spend his time helping out at the tavern and the local police depart. Lady McCoy found it near impossible to make enough money to support her and her child, so Jack McCoy wandered the streets doing odd jobs. On the way to their California travels, Jack's father dies of dysentery, forcing lady McCoy to settle down in the nearest town of Hogwattle. Unfortunately, by 1927 the McCoy farm was foreclosed due to a massive debt, and his family was forced to move out west.
McCoy spent much of his early life working on the farm, and was able to lift nearly his entire weight by age seven. His original name was Jack McCoy prior to his transformation, though many simply called him McCoy. Character list: Cactus McCoy, Popoca, Hex Hatfield, Alpaca Jack (and Daisy), Ella Windstorm, Dumbbell, Malana MireĬactus McCoy was born on 14 December 1919 in a small farmhouse in the depths of Texas.